Bucket List

Before i die i would like to (these arent in order of importance, just things i want to do)
Join the USMC
Fire a Barrett m107 .50 Caliber anti-material sniper rifle.
Drive and M1A2 Abrams MBT (Main Battle Tank)
Own the worlds largest supply of duct tape.
Own the 1992 Cummins Turbodiesel 1500 Dodge Ram truck that i grew up around.
Own a 1972 Dodge Challenger with a HEMI 440 Engine inside.
Make fun of Drew
Learn how to make C4 and have a supply of detonators for my "science projects"
Own a whole bunch of Classic Mopar Muscle Cars
Throw a  brick Cinderblock, at a really expensive Japanese import car.
Throw rocks at expensive things.
Make something that is historically important dissapear in a big explosion.
Learn which way a man shot in the chest at point blank range with a .12 Gauge shotgun falls.
Own a General Lee clone car.
This is part one, i will put more as time goes by.

Parrot Story

I've heard that story before, i really like it. I told it to my brother a year or two ago and had to explain everypart of it to him, by the time I had actually gotten him to understand the joke, he didnt find it funny anymore. What a waste of 15 minutes, now, i tell him a joke once, maybe twice, if he didnt get it by then, hes gonna hafta find someone else to tell him.

Elbert Hubbard and Lao Tzu

Two quotes stood out equally to me, the first was:
The greatest mistake a man can ever make i to be afraid of making one. By: Elbert Hubbard.
I believe that many people do not do things because they are afraid of what people will think or say to them about it, and that makes them feel as if they should not do it. Its stupid, but it happens, there would be alot more things going on in the world if no people were afraid to do the things that they would like to do.
The second quote is:
A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves. By: Lao Tzu.
I believe this is how leaders should feel, when they are done, step down and release your power, if your name goes down in history, good for you. But if it is forgotten, what does it matter? Does having your name be remembered do anything for you after your dead? You are dead, your family knows what you did, they dont need the history books for that. Leave it in peace.

Home run.

Good job to the people of the other team for helping her around, and good job to her for crawling back to first after her knee decided it wanted to take a break. But, I believe that things like this should happen more often, if they did, this world would be a much better place, and Drew would have more guns...or something...It was a good video also, even though im curious as to how they got the footage...

Elmos glasses

They is very hard to see through. Im struggeling. lol, my eyes hurt.

Military Joke!

The top generals of the Marines, Army, Navy and Air Force are all in the same place.
The Air Force general says "You guys come to my base, ill show you bravery."
They all go to the Air Force base. The Air Force General says to a man, "You soldier, stand in that F-16s afterburner." The man says, "SIR YES SIR!" and runs over, the plane fires up and he dies. The Air Force General says, "See that was brave."
The Navy General laughs, "Come to my base." He says. They go, he goes to a Sailor. Says "You, Sailor, climb up the superstructure and dive onto this deck." The sailor says, "SIR, YES SIR!" And jumps, he smacking against the deck and dying. The Navy General says, "See, that was brave." The army general says, "Ha! Come to my base, ill show you bravery ." They all go, and he says to a soldier, "Throw yourself in front of that tank." The soldier says, "SIR YES SIR!" and jumps in front of the tank. Which runs him over and he dies. The Army general says, "That was brave."
The Marine General laughs, and says, "I have you all beat, come to MY base." They all go to the Marine base and the Marine general says, "YOU, MARINE! STAND IN FRONT OF THAT JAVELIN MISSILE LAUNCHER!" The marine looks at him and says, "SIR! SCREW YOU SIR!" The Marine general looks at the other generals and says, "THAT, my friends, was brave."

Something for Stevie

See, Truckers arent the bad guys alot of people see them as. They are just as caring and probably a lot more so than most people in the cities. I'm glad this story is out there, and hopefully alot of people will see it and the world will spread.

My weekend, what I'm excited about and four things I love about myself.

A. My weekend was pretty good, i watched all the movies in the Alien series, (Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Ressurection), I am now convinced that vents are not my friend and lots of armor and a big assault rifle are my friend.
B. Something Im really excited about would be: Getting my xbox 360 fixed so i can play new games, not the ones that came out 5 years ago and before that.
3. Four things i love about myself.
1. I am very cool and collected when things start to go badly, i can see the entire situation and make decisions that other people cant.
2. I am very good at not being seen if I dont wish to. I can be within a foot of you and you wont know it unless i want you to.
3. I am an expert with knives, which falls into the stealth thing, in the USMC, ill be able to sneak around, take out as many people as i can so there are less men to deal with later. Also, its that many less people to shoot, meaning we can go longer without firing a weapon.
4. I know a lot about cars, i can repair most things that break on the roadside, well, not repair, temporary fix exactly.

Awesome thing to say when someone pisses you off.

You wanna disrespect me you little punk?
Everything I've done made me who I am. As far as I have come,
Ill slap you so hard you feel like you've kissed a freight train.

AMAZING! Im gonna say this to Drew sometime. Just to mess with him.

Mark Twain Quote

In 20 years, if im not dead I'll most likely still be in the Marines, in the Marines you dont have a whole lot of say in what you do and what you dont do. But i think it is a good idea, and something to keep in mind. So many people regret what they didnt do.

For The Veterans

Thank you for all you have done, and the rest of us will take it from here. The new generation of recruits may not be the best, but there are a few out there, people like me, who will do whatever it takes to preserve what this country was built on. As a future marine, i know how much you have had to sacrifice, and respect that. To the Marines. (sorry Army but they are so much better) OO-RAH and Semper Fidelis. Keep up the good work.

One Man Band

They have absolutely no life besides playing a few notes on a bunch of different instruments. Oh, they should have played dueling banjoes also. that would have been awesome. And good job little girl.

Alien abduction dude.

How do you stay asleep through that? and you shouldve let it finish! at the end his alarm goes off he gets up and falls off the edge. It is funny. and i want a spaceship with thousands of little switches! i would have a lot of fun with that. Drew run away.

Viking Song i wrote.

yesterday if found out i was of Nordic (viking) descent. i like the idea and wrote a song while i was bored. if you know Norse mythology, it will have deeper meaning for you.

Marching, with the wind
Fire marking where we've been
We head, for the next town
And we will burn it down

Thor, he travels with
His hammer hin his hands
He travels with us
Drawing closer to his doom

We crest the hill
Lay our eyes upon the town
We give our battle cry
Then fall upon the town

We raid, we kill them all
We take their hard earned gold
We smile, a frightening sight
Our swords glint througout the night
Shedding bloody light
Many died tonight

Dawn arrives, we've had our fun
We leave the place aflame
Marching, once again
Through Thors healing rain

Onward, evermore
We conquer all we see
Slaying the evil beasts
We make our way by sea

At last, were done with this
We turn our feet towards home
Passing, ashen villages
The places we have been
We stop, make a pyre
Grant them their last boon
We leave, the ground is cold
A omen, of the battles yet to come
And the time, when we shall be undone.

let me know if you guys like it!

Fear

This quote is an embodiment of what I am, what i fear pales in comparison to what i have to love, as a future marine, fear is just a passing emotion, something to be pushed aside and dealt with after you have accomplished your assigned task. as one of my ex-marine friends said, "I would rather have one scared but vigilante marine with me than 10 who are ready to die for their country. Much better to be known as the guy who pissed in his pants and finished the mission alive than the guy who tried to be a hero and was shot for his (i removed an expletive begging with F here) idiocy.
Oo-Rah and Semper Fidelis